CINCINNATI—Claiming that the phone had been ringing off the hook all morning, Bengals owner and general manager Mike Brown told reporters Tuesday that representatives from every NFL franchise had contacted the Bengals organization to insist they absolutely do not want quarterback Carson Palmer. “As soon as the news got out that Carson wanted to be traded, coaches and general managers were just clamoring to let me know what a bad fit he would be for any team wanting to win football games,” said Brown, adding that he was also contacted by several CFL teams expressing their uninterest in the Bengals starting quarterback. “Some teams have been hounding me five or six times a day just to let me know how badly they didn’t want to see Carson Palmer in one of their uniforms next year.” Brown confirmed that at least two dozen teams had offered the Bengals draft picks in exchange for a guarantee that the organization wouldn’t try to make a deal for Palmer. (via The Onion and also Alex)

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